I heard there's a kid my age who lives here.

You must be thinking of my sister Katie. She's at the Michigan Summer Math Olympics in Ypsilanti. [pronounced: Ipsilanti]

Oh, Well, I heard that we were moving in next door to the best piano player in town. Do you give piano lessons?

You must be thinking of my sister Myra.

(MYRA waves from the piano.)

I'm sure you can talk to her after the show.

Oh, then you must be that drummer I heard practicing this morning. You sound great!

You must be thinking of my brother Joe.

(EDWINA points to her brother at the drums.)

Well& who are YOU?

I am Edwina Spoonapple, advice-giver extraordinaire. Perhaps you have heard of me.

Not really.

Would you like to be in our show?

No thanks.

No thanks necessary!