Script

Hello, Ducky!

Who are you?

I'm your friend.

I haven't got any friends. Everyone hates me because I'm ugly.

Oh they are too, too, too-too cruel. I think you look delicious.

What did you say?

I said poultry can be so malicious. Look at them guzzling all that bread.

It's supposed to be really nice, it's French.

Mmm. A l'orange. Do you mean to say that they didn't let you have any?

Not a crumb.

Well that settles it then. Lunch is in...on me.

Do you mean it? You really are a friend.

Of course I am. Now, just follow me.

I'd better tell my mother.

Oh no, you mustn't.

I really think I should.

Listen. We won't be gone for long. What harm can it do? And you're hungry aren't you?

Yes, I am.

Well that makes two of us.

Well...if you're sure.

I'm quite sure.