Audition Central: Disney's My Son Pinocchio JR.

Script: Maria

GEPPETTO

(in disbelief)
You make children?!

BUONRAGAZZO

Not just any children.
(lowering his voice to a whisper)
Perfect children. We used to have them the old fashioned way, but it was too unpredictable.

MARIA

People had boys when they wanted girls.

BERNARDO

Children would misbehave. Break things.

BUONRAGAZZO

(pointedly)
Sometimes, they would even run away.

(MARIA and BERNARDO gasp!)

This way, there is nothing left to chance!
(calling)
Junior!

(JUNIOR flips some switches.)

JUNIOR

Ready to go! We just need the last two inputs.

(BUONRAGAZZO turns to MARIA and BERNARDO.)

BUONRAGAZZO

Okay. Have you made your final decision?

MARIA

We ve really agonized. But... we were thinking blonde.

BUONRAGAZZO

Blonde, molto stupendo. And eyes?

BERNARDO

(clasping MARIA s hands)
Blue.

BUONRAGAZZO

Benissimo! A classic combination. One blue-eyed blonde coming right up.