Audition Central: Hairspray JR.

Script: Mr. Pinky

SIDE 1

(TRACY and EDNA hit the streets of Baltimore for a fashion and hair makeover. They arrive at The Hefty Hideaway.)

TRACY

Hello, Mr. Pinky. I'm Tracy.

MR. PINKY

There's my shining star! Television doesn't do you justice.

EDNA

Oh, Mr. Pinky, you certainly picked a lovely girl to put the plus in your plus-sizes.

MR. PINKY

Now, Tracy, this can't be your agent. She must be your gorgeous, big sister.